ChippyChips's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[It Is Not Real]

This is real you dipshit

[Gurp]

Pretty floaty platformer but it ok

[War On Cookies]

It is a war and it is on cookies.

[Squidward's Adventure 2.0]

This is genuenly one of the worst platformers, neigh, video games ive ever had the displeasure of genuenly sitting down and play it.
This game isnt built around fun, it wasnt created to let you enjoy the 10 years of Spongebob, its a spite. The controlls, even tought they are simple, are somehow broken. Many of the "enemies" in this game sit still and do nothing, and somehow SOMEHOW my jump sprite was making contact with the enemy. If you genuenly cant do something as simple as fix the animations of a "if x touches x" game, you've failed.
Its also straight up impossible to finish: in the 1st level, THE FIRST LEVEL, instead of teaching you the mechanics in a matter that is well calculated, it hits you with a log you are genuenly unable to progress. In the 2nd level there are pixel perfect jumps that if you die to an enemy longer on you have to repeat.
The only genuine fun i was able to get from this utterly wretched and broken experience was the fun me and my friends had by how broken to the core this is.

I hope you get better as a programmer.
-Chips